Cancers Against Astrology

Introducing the Cancers Against Astrology collection: where cozy meets crabby. Designed for those who love comfort but aren’t afraid to give astrology a little pinch. Sure, they say Cancers are sensitive and cling to their cozy shells—but who needs a horoscope to tell them what they already know? This collection wraps you in warmth, comfort, and just a hint of rebellion, perfect for anyone tired of hearing, “Oh, you’re such a Cancer!”

So go ahead, embrace your crabby side. Whether you’re lounging at home, retreating into your shell, or out in the world showing your claws, this gear will have you covered—with a knowing wink at the stars.