Scorpios Mean Tee

For the Scorpio who’s had it with cosmic clichés! This is your go-to anti-astrology tee—soft, comfy, and ready to rock through any sign season. With 100% ring-spun cotton and double stitching, it’s tough enough for any stinger-wielding Scorpio. Because if anyone’s tired of the stars dictating their life, it’s you.

• 100% ring-spun cotton—because even the fiercest Scorpio needs comfort
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for those rare times when you’re feeling grey)
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton, perfect for that dark Scorpio vibe
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – built sturdy for all the eye-rolls at horoscopes
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to keep its shape, even when you don’t feel like it
• Quarter-turned to avoid that annoying crease (because, like you, this tee demands perfection)
• Blank product sourced from all over: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, and Guatemala – for Scorpios worldwide

Wear it loud: Horoscopes don’t define you. You define you.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!